Intro
I don’t know about you, but I’m sure you’ve heard of the watermelon glow juice.
It’s a product that promises to make watermelon look like it glows in the dark through the use of a special chemical compound. It does indeed do that and more, but in a very strange way: it makes it look like one of those fluorescent plastic things you used to get on Halloween. It looks cool, but how did they do it?
They put watermelon in a jar with this chemical compound, sealed it up and then put a UV lamp on top of it. The light bounces off the watermelon and re-creates the glowing effect which is what everyone sees when they look at an actual watermelon under normal circumstances. (I don’t know anything about chemistry or physics, so I don’t know how their formula works.)
They claim that their product is “the first real solution to the transparent glow problem” because people have been searching for transparent glowy things for ages now, but no-one had really ever come up with an answer before them.
Their solution has nothing to do with being able to see one side of an object or being able to see through walls or being able to turn around invisibly or any other magic tricks; instead, what they are offering is a way for people to have their own personal “watermelon glow drinker.” You buy some juice from them (which turns out not be expensive at all) and then pick your favorite color from their selection of skin tones and watch your favorite fruit looking even more colorful than usual as soon as you drink some juice from it! It is entirely possible that no-one will ever buy this product unless they are already interested in having something glowing happen when my eyes are closed where normal sunlight can’t reach them (and if they think I am lying when I say that), because most people would need two glasses of juice per day just to be able to see anything – making this product useless for most people who live alone or live in places with few natural light sources.
Making watermelon glow juice
We’re not selling watermelon glow juice, we are selling a new and exciting way to enjoy the sweet taste of watermelon. Some may call it “juice”, others “sugar water”. We have taken this term to mean that we have taken out the sugar and replaced it with pure water. That is what makes it so great, as well as being borderline unhealthy — but also super refreshing.
The following are some of our favorite features:
• Makes your mouth feel like you just ate a full sized soft serve ice cream cone — cold and refreshing.
• Doesn’t make you feel sick or thirsty like soda does. The only possible side effects are a little bit of gingivitis (in our experience) and a little bit of dehydration (if you drink too much).
• No artificial sweeteners — no artificial anything.
• Paleo-friendly, with no added sugars or calories from any other sources (not even fruit)
It is true that there are some serious health risks associated with drinking too much sugar water, so we recommend using ours for about 3 months before jumping into the real thing (we recommend taking the first doses at least 6 weeks apart). But for most people, consuming about two glasses per day is far less risky than regular soda products like Coke or Pepsi. And if you enjoy your sugar water without getting sick, there is simply no other reason to drink regular soda products!
Why is Watermelon Glow Juice so Awesome?
If you are like me, you probably don’t care much about watermelon juice. But there is a guy in your office that would. His name is Matt Iacobucci. He has a problem with his colon and he uses an alcohol extractor to alleviate the symptoms. He also runs a company called Scientific Nutrition that makes the best watermelon juice on the planet. Matt’s watermelon juice is so good that people use it when they are sick, drunk or trying to hide their addiction to alcohol (which they will realize eventually).
I have been a customer of Matt’s for over three years now, and have noticed one thing: whatever he has done to make his watermelon juice so great (which according to him), most people don’t know about it because there are no marketing channels available for it. So, I decided to get some marketing ideas for him (he has access to pretty much any channel out there) and ended up building a website for him called WatermelonGlowJuice .com .
The website encourages people just like you who are not aware of Matt’s amazing juice experience:
WatermelonGlowJuice does not sell watermelons or natural energy drinks and does not offer any health supplements or weight loss techniques that often come with these products. This site simply focuses on one thing and one thing only; the purest form of watermelon juice available anywhere else!
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
The Science behind the Glow Juice
If you’ve ever seen a watermelon glow, you know what it is. It’s a very specific phenomenon that occurs when a melon is exposed to ultraviolet (UV) light. It’s just not any melon — it must be the one with the red-coral markings on its rind, and only that melon.
This is a phenomenon that has been observed for over 400 years (and continues to happen today), but there are still quite a few unanswered questions as to exactly how it happens.
One of the most intriguing parts of our study was looking at the effect of UV light exposure on the gene expression profile of cells in response to different growth conditions. This is important because it revealed some surprising things:
• The genes we found that were activated by UV exposure weren’t necessarily involved in growth or reproduction (like those involved in photosynthesis). Instead, they were involved in an entirely different process that is related to disease resistance.
• The genes we found that were not activated by UV exposure did have some sort of function in growth or reproduction, and we also found some genes that did not activate under UV light, which were probably involved in those processes.
We hope this helps explain why watermelons glow so much!
How to Make Watermelon Glow Juice Yourself?
Watermelon juice is kind of a strange one to make. It is one of the heaviest and most complex juices you can make. In fact, it really isn’t a juice at all, but rather a sort of “liquid sponge cake” that has been soaked in watermelon juice. I am sure many of you have heard of it, but have never tried it.
If you haven’t tried it, I highly recommend you do. It is simply delicious. The key to success for making this juice is to soak the melon in watermelon juice for a couple days before juicing it; this makes sure that the fruit retains its essential nutrients and flavors for making the best possible watermelon-based fruit juice. In other words: if you don’t soak your melon first, your juice won’t taste as good!
The process starts with cleaning the melon (which can be tricky), then cutting out all of its zest (remove as much as possible). Then wash the skin off and cut into chunks that are about 1″ long (this will make them easier to use). Cut them into chunks about 1/2″ thick or so — which means they are less dense than your average melon chunk – and then put them in a large bowl with some lemon juice and let them sit overnight in the fridge so that they get nice and cold.
The next day, while still covered up, slice open each chunk with a sharp knife and drizzle some lemon oil over each piece using a spoon or wire whisk until they look like licorice beads floating on top of your watermelon chunks. You will get lots of bubbles out of these pieces when you combine them with watermelon juice; if you want more bubbles on top go ahead and add more lemon oil there — though this will probably be counterproductive since more bubbles tends to ice up your drink more than anything else…
Once your watermelon chunks have cooled down enough to handle easily (but not too cold) put them back into their bowl with some ice cubes; mash everything together with a potato masher or just use an immersion blender if you have one — but make sure to do this step quickly because watermelons go rancid quickly once they sit over night in warm places! Once all your chunks are mashed smooth again, strain out all the pulp using cheesecloth (or whatever gets closest).
You now have some super-duper-delicious delicious amazing
Conclusion and Final Thoughts
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