1. Intro
Say hello to our new website. I think it’s going to be a bit of a challenge for you.
The new website is called… OK, that’s it. We can’t ever say the name of the product any more because it is so easy to say “perversion mascara.”
What you see here is the front page, which is designed as a guide to what products we make and how they are used by real people in real situations. The back page has loads more info about each product and how they work. If you click on any link there, you get more info about that part of our site – for example, if we use an affiliate link with Amazon, you can buy the product at a discount and come away with even more money for yourself!
2. perversion mascara
I don’t know if you’ve seen this video, but it is both hilarious and a brilliant update to an old adage. The video won’t be out for long, but the brand is already pre-installed on it: the perversion mascara!
I love this because it is a perfect example of how a brand can morph into something else entirely. The product itself might not be what people are expecting from the company, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t in line with their values or how they would like their brands to be perceived. This kind of thing is important for any marketing material you put out. It can take on many forms:
• It can be a product launch (as in the case of Perversion Mascara);
• It can be a service offering (such as Uber).
• It can be something completely different (like the Perversion Mascara Pro), but I suspect that most of our clients will want to do something small and specific like this, just because they know that their customers are too clever to fall for such an obvious move.
3. perversion mascara packaging
I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for the “must-have” beauty products that are so bad for your health (and for the environment, if you look at it from that angle). There are hundreds of them out there, but I’ve always been partial to a certain kind: those that contain ingredients that are either toxic or potentially deadly. One such example is the perversion mascara, which is a black mascara whose formula contains lead and methanol. The effect of these ingredients is to make your lashes appear longer. In fact, it has been estimated that using this product will give you approximately one-third more length than using regular mascara.
The problem with this product is not so much its natural ingredients (which are hardly toxic), but rather the way it is packaged and marketed. The packaging design features many images of beautiful women wearing perversion mascaras while other women are wrapped up in fluffy towels, surrounded by children and covered in hospital blankets — all while being overcome by some sort of disease or disaster. But how can we explain this malady?
What I find most fascinating about this syndrome is how people react to it: they react like it’s some kind of miracle cure or a life-changing breakthrough product. However, we know better than anyone else what happens when you put something new into people’s bodies and expose them to it over time (the only question really left then is whether there would be any adverse effects). And clearly there have been links made between cancerous breast tissue and excessive use of these chemicals (such as methanol) in cosmetics!
If the effects are not harmful then why do these things have to be marketed like they are? And if they aren’t harmful then why do people keep putting them into their bodies over time? This leads me to believe that the marketing machine has taken a perverse pleasure in making things look like they cannot possibly be harmful — which just feeds into their desire to sell more products!
4. perversion mascara effects
I am an avid user of the perversion mascara. It is a thing of beauty and quite a fun toy. It’s a rare occasion that I get to use my addiction to perversion mascara as an excuse for procrastination.
I have found that while writing can be enjoyable (and I enjoy writing in general), it can also be exceedingly boring. So, I decided to turn my perversion mascara addiction into the perfect excuse for procrastination. If you too enjoy perversion mascara, here are some things you could do with it: 1) Put it on your eyelashes 2) Rub it on your eyes 3) Look into the mirror and see what’s inside of your eyelids 4) Most importantly, look at yourself while wearing one of these things 5) If you’re lucky enough to find yourself in a situation where you think, “I could totally wipe off this mascara so I can look at myself naked,” consider turning on your computer and pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL 6) And then end this post with the full version of “Neon Lightsaber Pizza” – https://soundcloud.com/chuetai-a/neon-lightsaber-pizza
(If all else fails, put it on screen, like this.)
5. perversion mascara ingredients
You know, “perversion mascara” is not a bad name for the product. The original was a bit of a misnomer, though: it was meant to refer to one of the false eyelashes used by prostitutes. As such, it had nothing to do with perversion and everything to do with prostitution.
The idea was that you could go into any store and use this product without having your hair or makeup ruined (I think). But that’s no longer true: there’s an awareness that if you don’t have makeup on, at least look like you do (maybe not very well…), then you’re very likely in violation of some unwritten rules about what constitutes acceptable dress code in public spaces.
There are two ways we can react to this: on one hand, we can try and follow the rules as closely as possible so that people don’t feel uncomfortable (which is good for business), but on the other hand we can make sure that our products fit into the new culture. The best way to do this is probably by taking a cue from companies like Apple and providing products which help people keep up with their appearance without having to spend hundreds of dollars every month on cosmetics or struggling with damage control when they get caught doing something they shouldn’t be doing (like wearing lipstick while dancing).
6. perversion mascara price
I have a confession to make: I am not a fan of perversion cosmetics. While I have always been interested in fusing industrial science and art, my eyes have always been drawn to the popular fantasy of makeup. Given the opportunity to play with the latest and greatest in makeup, I would rather spend my time doing something else.
So, actually, “perversion mascara” does not mean what you think it means. It is just one of those things that has slipped into American vernacular (or maybe British vernacular).
The term has its origins in military parlance: put “perversion” or “perverted” before “mascara” and you get “sucker” or “wuss.” When used by soldiers or civilians such as journalists, it meant someone who was easily duped or manipulated; and it has shifted meaning over the years to mean something more sinister (which is why some people think it should be removed from English).
Perversion cosmetics were originally made by small companies who couldn’t afford the massive advertising budgets or distribution channels that big cosmetic companies enjoy today. Today, they are produced by large companies who can afford big advertising budgets and distribution channels because they have already captured the attention of most potential customers through a strong value proposition (an established brand name vs an unknown product) and a story that is more compelling than any competing products out there.
7. conclusion
As a result of all the above, I think we’ve arrived at some pretty strong conclusions. I think of them as being about marketing, positioning, and value propositions.
The first point is that all three are of equal importance. Even if you don’t have a great product or a great market position yet, you can still be wildly successful if you do just the right thing in all three areas.
The second point is that the type of marketing and positioning that works best will not necessarily be the same as what people expect from your competition (or even what they expect from your product). This applies to both products and markets. Just as it used to be with women’s clothing — there were different models, styles and colors — so too there are different types of marketing and positioning in today’s world (for both products and markets). What works for one company might not work for someone else, but it should still work for you.
The third point is that it is important to recognize when your starting point isn’t good enough: Whether you have a great idea for your product or market or market position — you need to start somewhere. And if it isn’t good enough, then don’t be afraid to go back down the list a few times until you find something which works better than anything else available out there.
And finally, this post can be summarized by putting together three quotes from different companies: 1) “Focus on building something people want rather than building something they need” 2) “Don’t try to do everything yourself; hire someone who already knows how to do everything yourself” 3) “Innovation doesn’t always mean going big — sometimes its going small; small means smaller! Smaller means faster! Linear programming works in practice because every problem is solved by taking steps; small steps mean smaller results…and faster results! As programmers we tend to assume that technology or structure will solve problems — but they won’t…its our imagination which will solve problems — so apply this rule where possible! If the biggest problem is getting people to take responsibility for their own lives – then giving them full control over their own lives will solve quite often more problems than any form of technology ever could: If we make it easy for people – then they’ll use it; if we make it hard for them – then they’ll stop using it.”